Today children get up go to Sunday school
and look for Easter eggs. I too did it for many
years and never knew that Easter had anything
to do with the resurrection of Jesus the Christ
and His little egg laying bunny.
The resurrection of Jesus freaked out His
little bunny so much, that it went around laying
colored eggs after that which screwed up the
original mission of fattening up said bunny for
a resurrection rabbit stew.
Jesus and all His disciples had to eat omelets
after that so that's why we don't eat rabbit stew
for Easter anymore like we did before Jesus